You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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