My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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