and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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