Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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