I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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