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  Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.

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• i. just. DIED! hilarious.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:43pm

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• this is literally the most amazing text from last night ever. EVER. dude eric....if you ever read this. please call me. I LOVE YOUUU.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:15am

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• the people who think this is fake have obviously not eaten mushrooms..

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:01am

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• Best text ever .... I really hope this is not fake

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 2:20am

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• Some of these have got to be fake...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:35pm

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• priceless... some of us have totally been there.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:39pm

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• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE BEST ONE

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 10:24pm

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• HA HA HA HA!!! Spectacular!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:24pm

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• knowing/living in westchester; this is not fake..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:23pm

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• best by far i wouldnt doubt that happened whoever called that fake

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:09pm

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• I'm Eric. Does anyone know how to undo a mind meld with a computer...and for the record, a penis does not fit in the USB port, no matter what kind of tools you use.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:40pm

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• Please tell were u got theese

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:50pm

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• hahaha the tripping ones are always the best

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:27am

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• I honestly just had to put my hand in my mouth in order not to break out into complete laughter at 11 in tmy quiet house. Live this.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:04am

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• It took me a good 5 minutes to regain speech after reading that one. Pretty sure I haven't cried that hard at something in a while.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:49pm

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• die laughing every time i read this. LOVE IT. BEST ONE ON HERE

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:20pm

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• Eric had a VERY good night.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:35pm

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• Sounds like bronxville/scarsdale all over again

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:15pm

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• is that wobbling purple pokemon named migleydore? if he is stay away!@!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:58pm

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• yes, westchester. yes.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 10:36am

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• Holy shit that is so friggin' funny!! HAHAHA

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 12:59am

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• omg, this is the only one that made me literally lol!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:45am

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• shrooms are the shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:09am

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• The last sentence would've went entirely without saying.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:23pm

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• this is the best one yet- hands DOWN

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:06pm

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• love this one...laughed until i almost peed then had to show everyone i know. if it's fake then the person has a fantastic imagination. it it's real i want to meet the bushed that whisper sweet nothings.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:15am

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• reppin the 914, good shit

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:16pm

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• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:23am

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• BEST ONE IVE READ YET!!! touche my friend...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:10pm

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• love this, know the feeling

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:17pm

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• oh, oh dear. This is excellent. lmao.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:22am

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• i think this one should go under "best night of all time"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:03pm

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• this, my friends is WHY shrooms are wonderful!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 8:35pm

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• laughing very loudly in my uni library...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:07pm

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• i'll have what he's having.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:14pm

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• Single best thing I think I've ever heard.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:29pm

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• Great, now I have to go on an epic quest to find some fungus or some L. Oh well. It's about that time again anyway.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 12:37am

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• This is absolutely the best text I've read here so far!!! >applause<

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:30pm

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• Ive been reading these for two hours and have never laughed so hard. THIS ONE is the best I've read. Amazing.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:21am

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• He's talking about Wobbuffet

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:39pm

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• Absolutely the best text I've read here so far!!!!! >applause<

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:27pm

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• haha omfg the people who keep saying fake soooo have not done/seen somebody do shrooms. this is totally possible! lmfao

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 4:32pm

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• OMFG!! I have tears streaming down my face I am laughing so hard!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:06am

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• That is so f-ing funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:11pm

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• [email protected] was thinking the same thing. it sounds like someone was at butler woods

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:47pm

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• Well, now I need new underwear. Thanks.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:19pm

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• @9:40: are you real?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 9:46pm

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• LMAO!!! hahaha oh god... hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:28pm

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• Wooow! WhereTF can I get some of that shit?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 9:37pm

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