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  So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.

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• Wow, you must be an ugly mother fucker...

  Submitted by DubbyaTeaEff on Mar 17, 10 at 11:57am

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• You should be. He's not following you with a stake in his pocket, he's just happy to see you.

  Submitted by JackBerton on Mar 17, 10 at 8:42am

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• You should be, because he's an idiot if he thinks he can kill a vampire with a stake...

  Submitted by lovelyguns on Mar 17, 10 at 9:52am

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• You should kill yourself immediately.

  Submitted by AvaDahl on Mar 17, 10 at 6:17pm

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• Did ya get laid?

  Submitted by grammar_slut on Mar 17, 10 at 9:29am

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• Dude I love steak!

  Submitted by new401608 on Mar 18, 10 at 7:20am

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• ...where did he get a stake?

  Submitted by shannonmarie on Mar 29, 10 at 9:18am

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• Bahaha, fucking hillarious

  Submitted by softballcutie on Mar 17, 10 at 9:56pm

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• CORRECTION! area code, two five four\n\n-8:47 *growl*

  Submitted by Momo_26 on Mar 17, 10 at 8:50am

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• Mom?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 9:07am

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• Whatev 732

  Submitted by coronacori on Mar 18, 10 at 5:50pm

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• Call me...eight five five three four eight five... ;) gggrrrrrrrrrrr

  Submitted by Momo_26 on Mar 17, 10 at 8:47am

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• Hahaha!

  Submitted by Blehahoo on Mar 18, 10 at 11:07am

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• This actually happened at a party I was at. Except we just called the guy twilight. No stakes involved. Then the vmas with Kristen and rob making out came on. It was a good night.

  Submitted by magzula on Mar 17, 10 at 9:29pm

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• It's sad that you are so ugly.

  Submitted by Arocker on Mar 17, 10 at 2:23pm

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• Bella is ugly in those movies.... Horrible actress too

  Submitted by bellamarie on Mar 19, 10 at 1:21am

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• You don't need a stake to kill a sparkly poser vampire from that horrible movie. Just a gun. Someone do it, please.

  Submitted by xsaint on Mar 17, 10 at 3:01pm

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• You can't kill twilight vampires with a stake, silly. They have to be decapitated first, ripped to shreds, and then the remains are set on fire. Everyone knows that, GAWD.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 12:49am

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• Rofl! Funny shit

  Submitted by eternity on Mar 19, 10 at 11:37am

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• Did somebody just say steak?

  Submitted by thelongrun on Mar 17, 10 at 12:14pm

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• Fuckin' Winner, Jack!

  Submitted by Sin_Sinna on Mar 17, 10 at 10:40am

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• To bad he didn't Maybe you should kill yourself. Fiiiiirst!!!!!!

  Submitted by bigdirty on Mar 17, 10 at 8:26am

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• Jeff.

  Submitted by lauraem17 on May 11, 10 at 11:34pm

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• Yum he's beauuuutif

  Submitted by greasynig on Mar 17, 10 at 9:35am

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  • ...ul.

    Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Mar 17, 10 at 1:17pm

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• Are you Edward!? And if so... Heyyyyy!

  Submitted by nard41 on Mar 17, 10 at 8:26pm

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• I wanna meet you if you look like Edward :)

  Submitted by gurrlnextdoorx3 on Mar 17, 10 at 2:19pm

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• Peace out. \nA-town. \nDown.

  Submitted by ejewels72 on Mar 21, 10 at 11:33pm

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• Hell, people follow me around cause I look like Bella :)

  Submitted by coronacori on Mar 17, 10 at 3:53pm

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• I'd follow you around lol

  Submitted by cbess23 on Mar 23, 10 at 12:22am

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• Are u Edward Cullen? If I may

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 8:58am

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• you know.. its even more embarrassing when you get on here to read this and see a text that you sent someone...

  Submitted by stl89 on Mar 18, 10 at 5:27pm

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• he's got the right idea...

  Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:31am

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• @12:49\nLOLOLOL I LOVE YOU. will you marry me???

  Submitted by CookieMonster95 on Mar 24, 10 at 3:22am

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• 353 Bella is ugly

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 7:32pm

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• eww. i'm like the only teenaged girl who thinks he's mad ugly... he was only mildly more attractive a s cedric

  Submitted by iRishr0ckHer0xx7 on May 29, 10 at 9:39pm

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• St. Louis!!

  Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Mar 17, 10 at 6:00pm

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• Call me?

  Submitted by adidaswmmng on Mar 17, 10 at 9:01am

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