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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.

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Best.Mother.Ever.

Submitted by nikoliss on Jul 9, 10 at 5:45pm

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Of course, you douche

Submitted by niceman on Jul 9, 10 at 5:32pm

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Your moms the boss

Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 9, 10 at 5:18pm

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Smart mom.

Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 9, 10 at 5:19pm

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The woman has a point; it would help to alleviate the stress of the situation.

Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on Jul 9, 10 at 6:34pm

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Planning for emergencies is important.

Submitted by spyderkl on Jul 9, 10 at 8:10pm

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weed is illegal in the united states. shame on all of you for smoking it!

Submitted by bsmith on Jul 10, 10 at 7:11am

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In soviet Russia you put your earthquake kit into your weed

Submitted by FuhQ37 on Jul 9, 10 at 9:13pm

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After yesterday's quake, I put some in mine. Just be sure there's no gas leaks before lighting up.

Submitted by 310/951/805 on Jul 9, 10 at 6:20pm

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You already know!

Submitted by thenoble on Jul 11, 10 at 2:34am

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951 at it's finest! Lol

Submitted by amynicole87 on Jul 10, 10 at 3:57am

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Always have an emergency stash. Always.

Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 9, 10 at 7:03pm

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Mom WIN!!!!!!!

Submitted by lopez02 on Jul 9, 10 at 8:27pm

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Could help with a serious injury.

Submitted by soccerscout7 on Jul 9, 10 at 5:53pm

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Don't forget the papers and a lighter.

Submitted by retroman on Jul 10, 10 at 4:00am

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Dont forget papers and matches

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 10, 10 at 12:33am

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In case of emergency, pack bong tightly.

Submitted by marsho on Jul 9, 10 at 8:31pm

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yeah definitely smartest mom ever.

Submitted by treesmokertea on Jul 10, 10 at 2:41am

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I want this mother!

Submitted by dontgivvaa on Jul 9, 10 at 9:27pm

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Deuces to ur mom!!!

Submitted by thisguy12 on Jul 9, 10 at 7:54pm

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after that 5.4 one yesterday in CA, for sure.

Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 9, 10 at 5:37pm

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Way to set a good example mom!

Submitted by sarahjay on Jul 9, 10 at 5:36pm

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Hell yeah

Submitted by Thiick on Jul 10, 10 at 7:50am

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I bet that was a FIRST for you. Your mom suggesting drugs and all.

Submitted by bamf735 on Jul 9, 10 at 5:17pm

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can i trade moms with you? p

Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 16, 10 at 4:34am

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Your mom sounds like a god hahah

Submitted by lindsay33 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:39am

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At least the popo won't check there

Submitted by zwuang on Jul 9, 10 at 7:31pm

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I'm talking to the child of the mother who let his mother put weed in his earthquake kit

Submitted by BillCosbey on Jul 14, 10 at 9:18pm

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Can I adopt this mom?

Submitted by legend4769 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:06pm

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Well!!! IM GLAD [MOM] TEXTS ARE GETTING POPULAR!

Submitted by Clockwork on Jul 9, 10 at 5:35pm

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And some Xanax for when the weed runs out

Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 10, 10 at 1:25am

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i love your mom!

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:21am

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Your are such a douche bag if you think it's cool to say first! And putting it within you message just makes you look like an asshole

Submitted by lovetheburgh on Jul 9, 10 at 5:27pm

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Submitted by nikoliss on Jul 9, 10 at 5:45pm

Submitted by niceman on Jul 9, 10 at 5:32pm

Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 9, 10 at 5:18pm

Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 9, 10 at 5:19pm

Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on Jul 9, 10 at 6:34pm

Submitted by spyderkl on Jul 9, 10 at 8:10pm

Submitted by bsmith on Jul 10, 10 at 7:11am

Submitted by FuhQ37 on Jul 9, 10 at 9:13pm

Submitted by 310/951/805 on Jul 9, 10 at 6:20pm

Submitted by thenoble on Jul 11, 10 at 2:34am

Submitted by amynicole87 on Jul 10, 10 at 3:57am

Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 9, 10 at 7:03pm

Submitted by lopez02 on Jul 9, 10 at 8:27pm

Submitted by soccerscout7 on Jul 9, 10 at 5:53pm

Submitted by retroman on Jul 10, 10 at 4:00am

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 10, 10 at 12:33am

Submitted by marsho on Jul 9, 10 at 8:31pm

Submitted by treesmokertea on Jul 10, 10 at 2:41am

Submitted by dontgivvaa on Jul 9, 10 at 9:27pm

Submitted by thisguy12 on Jul 9, 10 at 7:54pm

Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 9, 10 at 5:37pm

Submitted by sarahjay on Jul 9, 10 at 5:36pm

Submitted by Thiick on Jul 10, 10 at 7:50am

Submitted by bamf735 on Jul 9, 10 at 5:17pm

Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 16, 10 at 4:34am

Submitted by lindsay33 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:39am

Submitted by zwuang on Jul 9, 10 at 7:31pm

Submitted by BillCosbey on Jul 14, 10 at 9:18pm

Submitted by legend4769 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:06pm

Submitted by Clockwork on Jul 9, 10 at 5:35pm

Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 10, 10 at 1:25am

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:21am

Submitted by lovetheburgh on Jul 9, 10 at 5:27pm

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