I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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17 dongs don't make a right... It makes you a whore
Three lefts make a right.
17 douchebags makes a lot of douchebags!
At least OP knows the difference between your/you're...
I'm glad you stopped at 17. 18 would of made you a dirty whore. Oh wait...
Maury, who's my baby daddy?
Future Denny's waitress.
It's not the men who have the problem. 17 in a year ok, juggling 17 different men in a weekend is prostitute status.
Ah good, your test results just came back... They aren't very good
Maybe she shouldn't just go to bars and pick up the first thing she sees.
She's got 1 guy for every year old she is.. Keepin it classy. I wonder if it's first cum, first served or if there's a set schedule..
Ease up on my 18 year old girl friend
This is my life.
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