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Or you could just sprinkle a little talcum powder on the boys right before you go to bed. And it has less potential to cut off circulation in such a vital area!
Every guy scratches their balls when they wake up. Jim Lehrer wakes up, scratches his balls. Siddhartha Guatama woke up, scratched his balls. Dan Aykroyd wakes up, scratches his balls. If you still haven't figured out how to use this to roll 'em off your thigh to avoid that painful bandaid-peeling-skin feeling, apparently yours dropped quite recently.
No it doesn't. I've never in my life had an issue with my balls sticking to my leg. Not looking like a prepubescent girl and having a little body hair is a plus.
so you're naming your new-found product with a heavyweight machine designed to tear and push around tons (as in weight) of dirt/trash/scrap metal/whateverthefuckisheavyandneedspushing to the most fragile part of our body? product-name fail... ballcozy however is great haha
wow you fuckin tard... nothing with the words "balls" "rubber band" and "sleep" can ever be good... i hope you're ready to be an amputee. PS remove your genes from the pool please. Poster = Darwin Award Contestant.
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