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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.

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(510): View more from California

I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.

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(334): View more from Alabama

You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.

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(239): View more from Florida

In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.

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(816): View more from Missouri

we didnt even have break up sex...

(1-816): View more from Missouri

you had it for us with someone else...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed

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