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(404): View more from Georgia

You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"

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(415): View more from California

I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.

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(817): View more from Texas

Post-sex nachos deserve a song.

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(707): View more from California

Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.

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