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(360): View more from Washington

he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously

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(606): View more from Kentucky

only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.

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(+61): View more from Australia

we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured

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I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed

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(707): View more from California

i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.

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(914): View more from New York

He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF

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