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(207): View more from Maine

Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.

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(845): View more from New York

i can't find my house

(1-845): View more from New York

we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.

(845): View more from New York

i'm pretty sure my house moved.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.

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(917): View more from New York City

If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you

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Those had pot in them

(917): View more from New York City

And good luck on your interview asshole

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(630): View more from Illinois

I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important

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(757): View more from Virginia

Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

my mouth tastes like poor choices

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