Texts From Last Night · applemaniac12's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry DingDongBitch hasn't picked any favorites yet.

applemaniac12's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster

Fav 14 5614 1246
share tweet
(860): View more from Connecticut

isnt it creepy that our bodies make people

Fav 98 6410 1258
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(308): View more from Nebraska

I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad

Fav 105 4842 68214
share tweet
(512): View more from Texas

i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.

Fav 205 41515 3928
share tweet
(857): View more from Massachusetts

seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

Fav 214 53079 3393
share tweet
(757): View more from Virginia

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

Fav 298 76378 3427
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(219): View more from Indiana

rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them

Fav 209 64412 3036
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(801): View more from Utah

don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.

Fav 16 7498 1584
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.

Fav 19 6330 2578
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT