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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?

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last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that

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i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test

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