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(734): View more from Michigan

i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.

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what was she crying about?

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i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.

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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?

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you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

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(207): View more from Maine

Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?

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(317): View more from Indiana

One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom

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