Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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