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(909): View more from California

grandma shit on top of the toilet

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(212): View more from New York

I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..

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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?

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I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.

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Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..

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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.

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(214): View more from Texas

i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.

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oh fuck your right

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I told you I was good to drive

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dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

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