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(908): View more from New Jersey

I think I just cured my dogs munchies

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.

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(917): View more from New York City

Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?

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(504): View more from Louisiana

How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?

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omg mom no

(504): View more from Louisiana

It's so blood brotha crip what be good

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(914): View more from New York

The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend

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(765): View more from Indiana

He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.

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