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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

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(720): View more from Colorado

She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.

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(817): View more from Texas

The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.

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(530): View more from California

You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.

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(616): View more from Michigan

She acts like you when your on meds

(510): View more from California

She acts like batman?

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(678): View more from Georgia

i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

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