Texts From Last Night · desi6852's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry I_AM_GOD hasn't picked any favorites yet.

desi6852's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(501): View more from Arkansas

recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.

Fav 86 9706 4845
share tweet
(410): View more from Maryland

In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"

Fav 23 1790 8109
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(510): View more from California

he said he didn't have a condom.

(415): View more from California

and you said?

(510): View more from California

that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

Fav 304 104248 6824
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT