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(513): View more from Ohio

Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem

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(415): View more from California

Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'

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(519): View more from Ontario

My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"

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(601): View more from Mississippi

You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..

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(713): View more from Texas

OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?

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