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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube

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(330): View more from Ohio

if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

how was last night?

(1-908): View more from New Jersey

i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.

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I'm jealous

(270): View more from Kentucky

My throat feels like a candle.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I can feel you judging me through the phone.

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