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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.

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(219): View more from Indiana

You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

What did he say?

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NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!

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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.

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(516): View more from New York

She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...

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(302): View more from Delaware

On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.

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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.

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