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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals

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Are you high and at a petting zoo again?

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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin

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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.

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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts

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