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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.

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(914): View more from New York

Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem

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Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.

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(515): View more from Iowa

theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass

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(716): View more from New York

she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"

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(352): View more from Florida

i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE

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(303): View more from Colorado

Say it nicely.

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Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.

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(813): View more from Florida

so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw

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