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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.

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(316): View more from Kansas

This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.

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(754): View more from Florida

I feel like the other woman.

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You ARE the other woman.

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(206): View more from Washington

Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.

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(775): View more from Nevada

he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.

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(360): View more from Washington

i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical

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