Texts From Last Night · jmack_59's Favorites

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(810): View more from Michigan

I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.

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(810): View more from Michigan

you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".

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(210): View more from Texas

Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"

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(323): View more from California

You got in a fight last night?

(818): View more from California

Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.

(323): View more from California

Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?

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(303): View more from Colorado

if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous

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(925): View more from California

I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me

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(970): View more from Colorado

Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?

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(801): View more from Utah

Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.

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