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(917): View more from New York City

I think I just saw someone hide a body.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it

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nevermind its newpaper

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(818): View more from California

Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...

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Didn't you just get a DUI last week?

(818): View more from California

Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it

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(419): View more from Ohio

doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?

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(812): View more from Indiana

No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

we should wear snuggies to the strip club

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(281): View more from Texas

i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy

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