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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W

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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?

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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.

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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...

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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.

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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.

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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it

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