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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.

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(416): View more from Toronto

well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself

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(408): View more from California

I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW

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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket

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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face

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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.

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