Texts From Last Night · ndfox's Favorites

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like

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(519): View more from Ontario

You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'

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(850): View more from Florida

but dude how did I get so drunk?

(1-850): View more from Florida

Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"

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(307): View more from Wyoming

We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.

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(614): View more from Ohio

telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.

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