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(330): View more from Ohio

Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."

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(503): View more from Oregon

today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.

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(209): View more from California

what is college for if not random hookup sex?

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learning.

(209): View more from California

i would literally fuck learning if i could.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I would do horrible things to your vagina.

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Prove it.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.

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(949): View more from California

Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?

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are you seriously doing this over text message

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hahaha no, but i am dumping you.

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