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(617): View more from Massachusetts

WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i think i scared a bird with my dick

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(586): View more from Michigan

so how was last night?

(1-586): View more from Michigan

got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

do herpes really smell.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.

(504): View more from Louisiana

Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her

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