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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.

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(914): View more from New York

He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.

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(909): View more from California

He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance

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