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(850): View more from Florida

What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?

(1-850): View more from Florida

Her vagina devoured it.

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(207): View more from Maine

Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.

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(530): View more from California

You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....

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