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(773): View more from Illinois

I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....

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(305): View more from Florida

What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"

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(707): View more from California

She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now

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(716): View more from New York

its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose

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(303): View more from Colorado

Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.

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(845): View more from New York

just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in

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