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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.

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(301): View more from Maryland

she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying

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but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she

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(804): View more from Virginia

Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.

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was that a mass text??

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(971): View more from Oregon

I have two black x marks on my hands.

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Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'

(971): View more from Oregon

damnit I wish I could remember that.

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