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(850): View more from Florida

Are you still giving blowjobs?

(1-850): View more from Florida

Who is this?

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(904): View more from Florida

it glows. i had to have it.

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(239): View more from Florida

I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer

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(251): View more from Alabama

So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Say it nicely.

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Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?

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(586): View more from Michigan

so how was last night?

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got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.

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