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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.

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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.

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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.

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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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