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(620): View more from Kansas

He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.

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(410): View more from Maryland

There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.

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(410): View more from Maryland

She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.

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(561): View more from Florida

Bad news is he broke up with me via text message

(561): View more from Florida

But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville

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(770): View more from Georgia

She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me

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(816): View more from Missouri

we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome

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(203): View more from Connecticut

the problem with open bar is i never know what to get

(781): View more from Massachusetts

did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."

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