Last Night in Florida (813)

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  The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.

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  peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week

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  If you die in college, do you die in real life?

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  I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?

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  God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.

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  watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...

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  Can I come live with you?

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  So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3

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  i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.

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  i hate you

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  Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.

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  so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw

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  I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.

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  there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.

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  Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?

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  Nah, just masturbating louder

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  Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....

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