susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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