Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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