please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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