I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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