That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
