Sry I called you an 8
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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