well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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